JTEM is Remarkably Flexible
2019-03-19 20:36:10 UTC
Tesla -- Elon Musk, really -- is famous for the amount
of fake news generated i.e. fraud.
It's fraud. Make no mistake but when you disseminate
false information with the intention of fooling consumers
into thinking you have a better product than you've
really got, and to fool investors into believing your
company is doing better than it really is, that is fraud,
and Elon Musk has taken it to an extreme!
Like fake reports on battery life and average range come
out, but there's no data! They company won't release it!
And production numbers when, again, there is no data!
I mean, when the SEC finally cracked down on Elon Musk,
when it miraculously became too much for even them
after he made false claims about the company going
private ($tock price$), THE VERY NEXT DAY Elon Musk
was back to buying some false news, trying to fool the
So, almost six months later and even the SEC is noticing
and they're on Musk's back...
To be fair, the SEC is in a very tough spot. When Tesla
goes belly up it'll be a larger blow to the economy than
even Enron was -- about $50 billion in wealth will
simply vanish -- and that could always end up being the
first of God-knows-how-many dominoes that are out there
ready to fall.
Next thing you know: Global economic crisis!
The solution seems simple enough: You lock up Elon Musk
for cocaine or something -- nothing to do with the business
-- Which will still probably kill off Tesla but it severely
reduces the possibility of the fallout landing on other
1-percenters who belong in prison.
....There's always dog fighting. Right? And people like dogs,
so charge Musk with that and they'll turn on him quicker than
they did the Clintons...