JTEM is right
2018-10-09 03:50:41 UTC
Okay, so I used to work for this bank,
and there was a manager there, in fact
he may have been an area manager, but
anyway he was a bank manager and he was
upset because this tree out front blocked
the view of the sign. So he complained
to the city and the city told him to go
pound sand, that trimming the tree was
a low priority. So what happened is that
this bank manager had the bank "Adopt"
the tree! Yup. They were environmentally
conscious people, this bank, and they
wanted to do right by the community.
...so they "Adopted" the tree and
trimmed it back themselves.
The moral of the story here? Well...
"The only thing worse than inhuman P.R.
douche bags are the jackasses who believe