Hurricane Milton Surpasses Cat-27

[JTEM]

Hurricane Milton, the single most powerful hurricane in the
history of the Milkyway galaxy, surpassed Cat-27 in intensity,
on Monday, promising to kill tens of millions in the largest
natural disaster in the history of forever.

"Already we're looking at three weathermen pretending to be
leaning into the wind," reported a NOAA mailroom supervisor.
"At least three, which means there could be more."

[JTEM]

Post by JTEM
Hurricane Milton, the single most powerful hurricane in the
history of the Milkyway galaxy, surpassed Cat-27 in intensity,
on Monday, promising to kill tens of millions in the largest
natural disaster in the history of forever.
"Already we're looking at three weathermen pretending to be
leaning into the wind," reported a NOAA mailroom supervisor.
"At least three, which means there could be more."

Milton has been updated to an Extinction Level Event, more
destructive than the asteroid that killed off the dinosaurs!

Residents are URGED to get vaccinated with all booster shots,
as they are proven effective against high winds and rain.

Everyone should blame Jews.

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strongest economy in the history of forever.